It’s important to choose the correct hairstyle

that suits your age and personality as well as your face.

I plan to unearth the skullet…
dead on top, ALIVE underneath.

Andrew “They Live” Jackson
Terrestrial Term: 1829-1837

Jacksonian Demoncrats ushered in the spoils-based political machine we have today. Only a few know THE TRUTH. Study it out or OBEY.


meet behind church at appointed hour

The Murder Fairy will be busy.

Pay attention to your theme music and good luck surviving the day.

The vet says he has to wear an Elizabethan collar for a week.

It portends to be problematic for the crepuscular pipe.

as to what to do without football.

I feel I should mention that I am usually at a loss with football, as well.

I blame the Houston Oilers for traumatic head injuries
and the effects of which still linger to this very day.

Sometimes you get the fairy you deserve.

Magic isn’t the only way to fix the problem.

FGMs are often attracted to camping at the lake

due to all the frolicking and the partial nudity.

Here’s the cover for their new vinyl coming out

as soon as Mr. Englund’s people respond to our generous proposal.

It is foolish to deny the wishes of a FGM.
They made me post this.

Once the creek froze solid for the winter, all the small square-headed dogs were lured across it by some sort of subsonic siren song.

The early bird gets the worm.

and the late bird also gets the worm
because this place is full of worms.

This holiday is officially over.
It is time to let go.

Now, if you will excuse me,
I have a baby new year to feed.

It’s a metaphysical allergy but the metaphylactic shock seems very real.
Antimetaphistamines make him drowsy.

From Beyond!

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