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Like taxes, bears, 2 for 1 sandwich deals, rocket bikes, pyroclastic flow

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and death.

Happy Birthday JW!

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“It’s okay to put ketchup on hot dogs. ┬áNo big deal.”

Exactly what I asked for!

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Similar to Christmas, earthworms have no eyes or specialized respiratory organs.

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I’m expanding at the speed of light
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but then so are you.

“There are no potatoes!”
They managed a daring moonlit escape last night.

and the last thing it saw.

From Beyond!

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