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Now you know how the sausages are made,

in a safe place, during this most vulnerable of times,

Mother’s Day.



“Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States of America.”




Historically, it’s a creepy holiday.

I’m having crepes.



Like taxes, bears, 2 for 1 sandwich deals, rocket bikes, pyroclastic flow


and death.

Happy Birthday JW!


“It’s okay to put ketchup on hot dogs.  No big deal.”

She told me to go over her math homework

and to use only pencils.

It’s my responsibility as a parent to attempt to unlock and awaken the primordial math beast that lurks sleeping deep within. My experiments thus far have unlocked beasts but not the right one, as of yet.

I am no longer allowed to go over math homework.

Is she shouting or laughing?

Perhaps both.

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Hey look, it’s PJ!

Since we work together he frequently models for tortillas and dog treats.

He’s not proud about it

but a dog has to eat.

He’s quick to forget

the more embarrassing moments.

Hunger has a way

of driving you to action.

There is a certain intoxication

found only in the arts.

PJ, by far, is my highest paid model.

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