I am Giant Hamburger.

I hope to irradiate your Earth cycle with all agreeable emotions accompanying the expectation, acquisition and/or the possession of something desirable. However, the gladsome feelings you might experience from this are minor fluctuations in one of a multitude of your microscopic subsystems. I feel obligated to point out that one can never escape the entropy of the closed and oh-so-finite super incumbent macroscopic self. Cherish this energy as it is released from your reservoir. For the future, may you obtain as many hyper-charged particles as your mechanism can withstand.

Over and Out.