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Best to air them out before lacrimation ensues.

It’s a good day to be a monster.

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Winning the war on humans!

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When the conditions are right, a former head of the Executive Branch can be seen floating over Natrona County, Wyoming. This type of phenomena occurs when charged particles from the sun encounter corrupt presidential electrons. Would you like to know more FACTS about the U.S. Presidents?

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Now you know how the sausages are made,

in a safe place, during this most vulnerable of times,

Mother’s Day.

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This can only end with a chase across what is left of the North Pole pack ice and the death of everyone he had ever loved.

 

 

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They are a symbol of wealth!

THE NEAR FUTURE:

“Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States of America.”

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Historically, it’s a creepy holiday.

I’m having crepes.

 

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