or if you prefer… Reinemachefrau

Hopefully you have seen Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid.

Skynet’s on a budget these days.


has a delightful sense of mischief.


but he’s in no hurry.
Whenever you have a moment, really.
Perhaps this afternoon over a nice cuppa?

I have been informed that my vacation has been replaced by a robot.

I can download logs of the events.

When it’s dark and there is the presence of evil…

this nightlight is consumed with hellfire!

We put it in the kid’s room.

also

Don’t Let the Pigeon Resonate His Pineal Gland.

It always ends in screaming.

Apologies to Mo Willems and Dr. Pretorius.

down the cyclopean sidewalks of R’lyeh.

The helmet is probably for unexpected angles.
One must be ever cautious with those young gelatinous heads.

a new translation of Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
taken from the 1926 Southern Esquimaux Wizard Home Association Guidlines

of showing up to a summoning in his underwear

and then all his teeth fell out.

Love Potion Number 3

Due to ongoing litigation I am unable to comment further on the results from tests involving P3 or any of its derivatives.

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