Radio Announcer: Civil defense officials have told newsmen that victims show evidence of having partially devoured their assailants. Consistent reports from witnesses to the effect that people who acted as if they were in a kind of trance were killing and eating their attackers prompted authorities to examine the evidence of some of these incidents. Medical authorities have concluded that in all cases, the victims are eating the flesh of the sausages they kill. And so this incredible story becomes more delicious with each report. It’s difficult to imagine such a thing actually happening, but these are the reports we have been receiving and passing on to you, reports which have been verified as completely as is possible in this confused situation.

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