There have been so many, but only two come to mind.


Henchman Number 1 earned the title for his boundless enthusiasm and insatiable desire to please. It also led to a lethal workplace accident that I am legally bound not to discuss. He will be missed.


Old Whatshisname, one of our first employees, has been working here longer than I have. His sacrifice for science, made so many years ago, is still yielding valuable data to this very day. He no longer looks like this.

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