Jabba The Mutt by Giant Hamburger
Jabba The Mutt, a photo by Giant Hamburger on Flickr.

It is conducted outside and early before the market is even open.

Jabba the Mutt has all the inside information. It will cost 10% of the profits, quarterly for the first year and a conditional second round draft pick in 2014 as well as a biscuit.

There is a discount if you can speak Muttese.

“Goopta mo bossa!”