In an effort to promote literacy, community and survival skills
I would like to introduce…
The Flat Jason Project.

1.) Print this
2.) Cut it out
3.) Send to camp
4.) Request pictures of crime scenes

Beware! Flat Jason has deep-seated anger issues when it comes to public and private displays of affection as well as brief nudity.

The first step…

is to survive the opening.

ki ki ki, ma ma ma