Ranked in order of deliciousness, an oft-overlooked category of classification
The Feral Hamhog
is most delicious during pineapple season.
The Gelatinous Right-angled Parallelepiped,
if not angered, is tastier than it looks.
The Rubicund Sea Snake
must have all three venom sacs removed before ingesting.
only requires a close shave in preparation.
The Hairy Eyeball
is a delicacy that is best when steamed. See Mustashroom for serving instruction.
The Bifurcated Mouthapede
should be eaten before it eats you.
The Vampire Robot Clown Monkey Bat
vat grown and then vine-ripened for gastronomical gustatude.
must be washed thouroughly before consumption.
Thank you for visiting PH. I hope your stay here proves most palatable.